Straight Outta Midgar, Crazy Mothafucka Named Punchline!

Oh, hi there!  You know, I wasn't always a successful billionaire playboy with diamonds and champagne in my jacuzzi.  I never asked to be a sex symbol nor an award winning film actor/writer, but I guess sometimes life just works out in a way that gets you multiple Nobel prizes.  But its not always easy being popular... AND talented. You know what I mean?

Okay, I lied.  This is just the blog of some guy.  But in the end, isn't life all about listening to the ramblings of "some guy/gal"?  You may as well get some practice here.  On this blog I will reflect on various topics, trying to add my own spin on them...  and by "my own spin," I mean terrible puns, semi-obscure references, and sloppily constructed metaphors.

I will post once a week, every week, without fail*.  If things go well enough on here, I will absolutely dedicate the rest of my life to finding a cure for obscure diseases*.  So sit back, and enjoy the ride...  of reflection and internet musings**.

*=unless I don't
**=dinosaurs